Friday, January 25, 2013

Funny Pick Up Lines

Hey!
Today's topic is going to be pick up lines. I was dicussing them with my friend the other day, and we came up with some pretty awesome ones that I wanted to share with you guys. Some are super cheezy, but they are awesome at the same time.

If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be a McGorgeous. (cheezy)


Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine. (science)


Hey girl. Do you know what this sweater is made of? Boyfriend material. (hey girl)


Do you have a band aid? I scrapped my knee falling for you. (cheezy classic)


I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming. (harry potter)


Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful. (pokemon)


If I had the choice, I'd spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life. (super mario)


Hahaha! Just thought I'd share those with you.


Adios!

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